You Make Me Feel Like Sriracha Love Card (PLAYS SONG)
Size: 7 inches x 5 inches
Sound: "Gettin hot in here (so hot) / So take off all your clothes/ I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off/ Its gettin hot in here (so hot) / So take off all your clothes/ I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off/ Let it hang all out"
Background: Sometimes, as humans, we get too comfortable. We begin to sink into familiar routines, habits, and schedules. Some people appreciate the predictability, but our millennial generation is always in search of the new, wonderful, and unexpected. There's a certain fear factor when meeting strangers and going to an unexplored location, but it gives a rush of adrenaline that makes it all worth it. Especially when you meet a potential bae that rips you out of that comfort zone and turns you on. Similar to Sriracha, he or she makes you uncomfortably hot.
Sriracha: the holy grail of hot sauce. Whenever anything tastes horrible, flavorless, or even poison, sriracha's overpowering flavor profile will blanket all food with the spice to make it nice. It was probably originally designed to supplement Asian food such as noodles and rice, it has since expanded it's reach (at least in our book) to pizza & tacos. It really helps when you're on the ramen noodle diet trying to get through college or your first startup.
One of the best parts of hot sauce is how is speeds up the metabolism, creating a rush that leaves you in a pool of sweat. This similar to the feeling we get when killing it on the dance floor to Nelly's "Hot In Herre." Originally released on April 16, 2002, it comes off Nelly's second album Nellyville. In addition to having a fire beat produced by The Neptunes, it features an unforgettable lyric "girl I think my butt gettin big."
The inside of the card features the Sweating Towel Guy meme, an illustration of a man wiping his sweating forehead with a towel often used in “my face when” stories on 4chan. The image was initially used in health articles about excessive sweating.
When you're meeting someone that makes you horny and sweaty, just think that's the reason you love Sriracha so much.
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