Why You Always Lying Birthday Card (PLAYS ACTUAL SONG)
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Size: 7 inches x 5 inches
Sound: "Why The Fuck You Lyin? Why You Always Lyin? Mmmhmmm Oh My God Stop Fucking Lying"
Background: All we ask is that people be honest, truthful, aka keep it 100. Yet too many of the homies choose to tell little white lies for no reason. Their age is no exception. Weather your friend is 15 pretending to be 21 for that liquor or your friend is 45 fronting like she 22, get ready to put them in their place.
Sriracha: the holy grail of hot sauce. Whenever anything tastes horrible, flavorless, or even poison, sriracha's overpowering flavor profile will blanket all food with the spice to make it nice. It was probably originally designed to supplement Asian food such as noodles and rice, it has since expanded it's reach (at least in our book) to pizza & tacos. It really helps when you're on the ramen noodle diet trying to get through college or your first startup.
Age ain't just a number, it's also the lie you're telling. Slow your roll.