Why You Always Lying Birthday Card (PLAYS ACTUAL SONG)

$ 15.00

Size: 7 inches x 5 inches

Sound: "Why The Fuck You Lyin? Why You Always Lyin? Mmmhmmm Oh My God Stop Fucking Lying"


Future Delivery Date:

Think this card is perfect for someone in the coming future? Right card, wrong time?


By picking "Choose a Future Delivery Date" you can specify the date you need it by and we'll get it to that person on the week of the date selected.


Domestic (USA) orders are shipped a week before the chosen date. International (outside USA) orders are shipped a month before the chosen date.

You'll get an email once it's shipped.


With a Handwritten Message:

Have really bad handwriting? Dog ate all your pens and pencils? We got you.


We'll use our blood as ink to create an authentic experience. Jk we'll break out the feather and ink just for you.


Handmade in NYC


We Ship Worldwide!

Domestic Delivery

1 - 5 days


International Delivery

2 - 3 weeks



Background: All we ask is that people be honest, truthful, aka keep it 100. Yet too many of the homies choose to tell little white lies for no reason. Their age is no exception. Weather your friend is 15 pretending to be 21 for that liquor or your friend is 45 fronting like she 22, get ready to put them in their place.

On August 29th, 2015, Vine user Nicholas Fraser uploaded a short clip titled “That one person that’s sways lying on what they own” featuring himself listening to another person telling a lie. The clip then cut to Fraser, dancing in a backyard while singing “Why the fuck you lyin’?” to the tune of 1997 single “Too Close” from American R&B band Next.

Age ain't just a number, it's also the lie you're telling. Slow your roll.