What Are Those? Crocs Edition Card WITH SOUND – Unwelcome Greetings

What Are Those? Crocs Edition Card (PLAYS MEME SOUND)

$ 13.49

💥 Fun surprise inside

💥 Over 2000 plays guaranteed 🔊🎶

💥 Makes a great gift 🎁

💥 Fast shipping ✈️🌍

💥 Guaranteed easy refunds & returns 👍

💥 Personalize it! 👇


Size: 7 inches x 5 inches



Future Delivery Date:

Think this card is perfect for someone in the coming future? Right card, wrong time?


By picking "Choose a Future Delivery Date" you can specify the date you need it by and we'll get it to that person on the week of the date selected.


Domestic (USA) orders are shipped a week before the chosen date. International (outside USA) orders are shipped a month before the chosen date.

You'll get an email once it's shipped.


With a Handwritten Message:

Have really bad handwriting? Dog ate all your pens and pencils? We got you.


We'll use our blood as ink to create an authentic experience. Jk we'll break out the feather and ink just for you.


Handmade in NYC


We Ship Worldwide!

Domestic Delivery

1 - 5 days


International Delivery

2 - 3 weeks



Background: We all have that one person we know that always wears some fruity kicks or shoes, even Crocs, and goes about their day like it's normal. But you being a wonderful friend and as someone who cares about their well being is ready to pounce on their lack of style. And the best way to do it, is with 3 words: What Are Those? which UrbanDictionary refers to as "a question yelled at someone wearing unkempt or off-brand footwear."

On June 14th, 2015, Instagram user Brandon Moore (a.k.a. Young Busco) uploaded a video in which he confronts a police officer by loudly asking “What are those?” before panning to his black shoes.

Expose your friend before the world does. You can save them the embarrassment and they'll be forever grateful.

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