Usain Bolt Olympic Fastest Man Alive Get Well Fast Card (PLAYS SOUND) – Unwelcome Greetings
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Usain Bolt Olympic Smile Fastest Man Alive Get Well Fast Card (PLAYS SOUND)


$ 13.49


💥 Fun surprise inside

💥 Over 2000 plays guaranteed 🔊🎶

💥 Makes a great gift 🎁

💥 Fast shipping ✈️🌍

💥 Guaranteed easy refunds & returns 👍

💥 Personalize it! 👇

Quantity

Size: 7 inches x 5 inches

Sound: "I Need To Go Faster, I Need to Go Faster, Go Faster.... He's Got That Supa Natural Speed, Mr.Bolt, You Know I Mean?, Supa Natural Speed, You Know I Mean? Supa Natural Speed...You Know I Mean, Supa Natural Speed, He's The Real Fastest Man, You Know I Mean?"


 

 

Future Delivery Date:

Think this card is perfect for someone in the coming future? Right card, wrong time?

 

By picking "Choose a Future Delivery Date" you can specify the date you need it by and we'll get it to that person on the week of the date selected.

 

Domestic (USA) orders are shipped a week before the chosen date. International (outside USA) orders are shipped a month before the chosen date.

You'll get an email once it's shipped.

 

With a Handwritten Message:

Have really bad handwriting? Dog ate all your pens and pencils? We got you.

 

We'll use our blood as ink to create an authentic experience. Jk we'll break out the feather and ink just for you.

 

Handmade in NYC

 

We Ship Worldwide!

Domestic Delivery

1 - 5 days

 

International Delivery

2 - 3 weeks

 


 

Background: Life moves too quickly nowadays to not feel 110% every single day. If someone you know is sick or in a slump, motivate them to bounce back. They can't just spend all their time in the hospital or avoiding social contact. There's way too many memes out here that need to be seen, shared, and discussed. Get them up to speed with a get well fast card. Not soon. Fast. Like Right Now. Pronto. 

Usain Bolt aka The Fastest Man Alive is a Jamaican sprinter. He has competed in three Olympics and holds the world records for the 100 meter and 200 meter sprints, as well as 4 x 100 meter relay. It's not only his talent that shines on the track, it's also his confident personality which always leads to epic poses during his victory cooldowns. With a name like Bolt, it might've been his fate to become his great.

On August 14, 2016 during the Summer Olympics at Rio De Janeiro, Brazil, a photo was taken by Getty Images photographer Cameron Spencer which features Usain Bolt  grinning as he approaches the end of the 100 meter semifinal. The grin came about when Bolt looked behind him to see his competition falling behind. Twitter quickly picked up the photo and flipped it into a meme.

 

The song inside the card comes from DJ Steve Porter's remix of various Usain Bolt documentaries and clips called "Faster Than Lightning"

 

There's not enough time for you to get well SOON. You gotta get well FASTER than Usain Bolt can earn another gold. Card to help you hurry & bounce back to 100%.

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