Usain Bolt Olympic Smile Fastest Man Alive Birthday Card (PLAYS SOUND)
Size: 7 inches x 5 inches
Sound: "I Need To Go Faster, I Need to Go Faster, Go Faster.... He's Got That Supa Natural Speed, Mr.Bolt, You Know I Mean?, Supa Natural Speed, You Know I Mean? Supa Natural Speed...You Know I Mean, Supa Natural Speed, He's The Real Fastest Man, You Know I Mean?"
Background: In this day & age where beauty & desire is associated with youth, many people successfully attempt to turn back time. They load up on makeup, moisturizers, and magic hoping to restore their younger days. And if it's not actually looking younger, it's dressing like today's youth to attempt to trick outsiders of their actual age: Middle aged men spiking their hair in a pair of skinny jeans or mom dying her hair blue while rocking sparkly gold leggings. Just give it up homie. Not even the fastest man on Earth can escape his age. Be old and be proud, you bastard.
Usain Bolt aka The Fastest Man Alive is a Jamaican sprinter. He has competed in three Olympics and holds the world records for the 100 meter and 200 meter sprints, as well as 4 x 100 meter relay. It's not only his talent that shines on the track, it's also his confident personality which always leads to epic poses during his victory cooldowns. With a name like Bolt, it might've been his fate to become his great.
On August 14, 2016 during the Summer Olympics at Rio De Janeiro, Brazil, a photo was taken by Getty Images photographer Cameron Spencer which features Usain Bolt grinning as he approaches the end of the 100 meter semifinal. The grin came about when Bolt looked behind him to see his competition falling behind. Twitter quickly picked up the photo and flipped it into a meme.
The song inside the card comes from DJ Steve Porter's remix of various Usain Bolt documentaries and clips called "Faster Than Lightning"
Life might be a marathon but you still can't out run your age. Don't worry though Jamaica's own Usain Bolt aka the fastest man alive can't either.