Future Trap Panda Birthday Card (PLAYS ACTUAL SONG)
Size: 7 inches x 5 inches
Sound: "Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda... I Got Broads In Atlanta/ Twisting Dope, Lean, And The Fanta/ Credit Cards And The Scammers/ Hitting Off Licks In The Bando/ Black X6, Phantom/ White X6 Looks Like A Panda"
Background: Is someone in your life addicted to playing rap music that features mumbling? such as Future? Are you sick of hearing it all the time? Celebrate their birthday by letting them know they need to shut that shit off and blast some Panda instead. Just kidding, there's no difference, every rap song sounds the same, welcome to the Future... we're fucked.
Brooklyn rapper Desiigner's first song "Panda" dropped on December 15, 2015. This kid basically compared a BMW to a panda bear, got signed to Kanye West's GOOD Music, and sold over 200,000 copies of the song. Imagine the success that would come if someone else compares their fridge to an elephant?
Inside the card: On March 10th, 2014, rapper Kodak Black tweeted the original image. The combination of image and phrase “Can We Listen To Something Else Besides Future?” was posted on Twitter by@IdiotOlympics on January 13th, 2016.
This one's perfect for anyone running around screaming PANDA PANDA PANDA. Because we're busy doing the same thing.