TLC No Scrubs Card (PLAYS ACTUAL SONG)
Size: 7 inches x 5 inches
Sound: "No I don't want no scrub/ A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me/ Hanging out the passenger side/ Of his best friend's ride/ Trying to holla at me/ I don't want no scrub/ A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me/ Hanging out the passenger side/ Of his best friend's ride/ Trying to holla at me"
Background: If you're a girl, chances are you've had a random dude try to catcall and talk to you when you really want to be left alone. It could be someone at school who still thinks they have a shot, or even an ex-boyfriend, who you already left in the past, but he just can't seem to get a hint. Make it clear as day that you have higher standards and you can't be caught dead with any scrubs.
"No Scrubs" is a song by 1990s girl group TLC for their third studio album FanMail (1999). Released on January 23, 1999 as the album's first single, it became TLC's third number-one single and earned them their second Grammy nomination for Record of the Year. If you're a 90s kid, chances are you still have the chorus stored in your memory and can recite it word for word. If you happen to know a 90s kid, just ask them.
If the boy is getting out of line and can't accept a clean rejection, put the nail in coffin by letting him know he's a scrub and can't get no love.