The Chainsmokers Closer Birthday Card (PLAYS ACTUAL SONG)


$ 15.00
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Size: 7 inches x 5 inches

Sound: "We ain't ever getting older *CATCHY BEAT* We ain't ever getting older *CATCHY BEAT* We ain't ever getting older"

Design by Mentis Design


 

Future Delivery Date:

Think this card is perfect for someone in the coming future? Right card, wrong time?

 

By picking "Choose a Future Delivery Date" you can specify the date you need it by and we'll get it to that person on the week of the date selected.

 

Domestic (USA) orders are shipped a week before the chosen date. International (outside USA) orders are shipped a month before the chosen date.

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With a Handwritten Message:

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We'll use our blood as ink to create an authentic experience. Jk we'll break out the feather and ink just for you.

 

Handmade in NYC

 

We Ship Worldwide!

Domestic Delivery

1 - 5 days

 

International Delivery

2 - 3 weeks

 


 

Background: Growing up is overrated. Seriously, ask any "adult" if they like being an "adult" and they'll probably say no. Unless they hate their parents and are glad to be free, but other than that everyone wants to stay young forever. What's the easiest way to stay young forever you ask? Stop counting the years as they pass. Just become illiterate. Forget the numbers and then they'll never change. And thus, we ain't never getting older. 

On July 29, 2016, American DJ duo The Chainsmokers dropped a fire single titled Closer thats got all the white girls all over the world singing along while tightly gripping their Starbucks coffee. The song features singer Halsey as well as vocals by one of the Chainsmokers, Andrew Taggart. The single is a EDM song with a "retro" style synthesizer in the chorus.

It's a hit inspired by Blink 182 and Taking Back Sunday, and hits us right in feels. The first time you hear it you're reminded about all the good times you had with all your exes. By the 500th time you hear the song, you'll remember again why you hate your ex and possibly this song. Halsey kills it on her verse, however the homie Andrew Taggart could use some work, as evidenced by his 2016 MTV Video Music Award performance. 

Easiest way to stay young forever is to stop counting. Think young and you'll be young. Let all the homies know "we ain't never getting older" with this card.