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Size: 7 inches x 5 inches
Sound: "Somebody Toucha My Spaghet" x4
Birthdays come EVERY single year (unless you're dead) and yet some people feel like they can do WHATEVER they feel like. Seriously, they break all the rules, feel like they could fuck anyone's boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/dad/mom, and they have the nerve to eat food off of your plate. The disrespect needs to be stopped with this un-happy birthday card.
The Three Bears is a cartoon released on February 10th, 1939 by Terry Toons. It is an Italian remix of the children’s story “Goldilocks and the Three Bears." The bears a have stereotypical thick Italian accent, they eat spaghetti instead of porridge, and are welcoming to Goldilocks after she shows that she can play the fiddle.
When the Papa Bear discovers their meals have been eaten with, he shouts “Somebody toucha my spaghet!” in a stereotypical Italian accent.
On December 25th, 2017, Twitter user finnaspertia tweeted the clip from the cartoon, earning over 3.33 million views. The video was uploaded to YouTube the following day by Darkcode. The earliest found remix of the video was posted as a reply by user StephInkstain on December 26th, 2017, with a slight edit referencing to the song All Star.
Birthdays make people feel invincible like they can do whatever, whomever, whenever with no respect for the rest of us. This is the birthday card to end the misery those birthday boys and girls cause the rest of us. No more toucha my spaghet bitch.