Send Nudes Valentines Day Card (PLAYS SONG YO GOTTI DOWN IN THE DM)


$ 15.00
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Size: 7 inches x 5 inches

Sound: "Snapchat me that pussy, or FaceTime me that pussy if its cool/ (Whoo) Boy my DM poppin', (DM poppin')/ my DM just caught a body"


 

Future Delivery Date:

Think this card is perfect for someone in the coming future? Right card, wrong time?

 

By picking "Choose a Future Delivery Date" you can specify the date you need it by and we'll get it to that person on the week of the date selected.

 

Domestic (USA) orders are shipped a week before the chosen date. International (outside USA) orders are shipped a month before the chosen date.

You'll get an email once it's shipped.

 

With a Handwritten Message:

Have really bad handwriting? Dog ate all your pens and pencils? We got you.

 

We'll use our blood as ink to create an authentic experience. Jk we'll break out the feather and ink just for you.

 

Handmade in NYC

 

We Ship Worldwide!

Domestic Delivery

1 - 5 days

 

International Delivery

2 - 3 weeks

 


 

Background: It's time to make Valentine's Day great again. Not only should you send this card, but your should also send your Valentine some booty shots, preferably without any clothes on. The best part about nudes is all the ways you could send them: Snapchat, Instagram DM, Twitter DM, text message, e-mail, or even plain old snail mail. Just be careful with that last one, you don't want the postman knowing how you look underneath it all... unless you freaky like that and your postman is bae. Sending nudes also happens to be a great last minute gift. 

"Send Nudes" is an expression used to request sexually explicit photographs from someone via various forms of communication. The first definition for "Nudes" came about on March 4th, 2005, when madmaxxx submitted an Urban Dictionary entry for “nudes,” and including the fact that nude photographs are requested with the phrase “n00dz plz" or "more n00dz."

On February 19th, 2014, user hubble_butt submitted a stock photo to Reddit of two children talking via tin cans with the caption “Send the nudes bitch”

On November 21, 2016 Instagrammer @carteltwins posted a video where someone attempts to use chopsticks before showing the phrase “send nudes” written in noodles.

Since the noodles, there's been a spike of unexpected pans to "Send Nudes" all over social media. Unfortunately, this spike did not result in an increase in nudes actually being sent to the people responsible for these videos. Luckily, Yo Gotti dropped a song on October 27, 2015, titled "Down in the DM" which acts as a step by step guide to sending discreet nudes. The song's accompanying music video premiered on February 4, 2016.