Sad Rick Perry Mask - Perfect for Halloween, Costume Party Mask, Masquerades, Parties, Festivals, Concerts - Jumbo Size Waterproof Laminated Mask
Backstory: Rick Perry may not be sitting in as coveted a White House position as he originally wanted, but that doesn’t mean he should feel disappointed with the way his life is going. And, say what you will about his politics -- because he’s a racist, homophobic, gun-toting, death-penalty enthusiast -- but you can’t say he isn’t a good dancer.
That’s right: Rick Perry is not only serving as the United States Secretary of Energy, but he also competed on the latest season of “Dancing with The Stars.” He didn’t win, which was a huge blow to his dozens of fans, but it’s all right -- he has enough awards and recognitions as is. He has an A+ rating from the National Rifle Association, a “Top Cowboy of Texas” award from the American Cowboy Culture Association, and an Eagle Scout ranking. Not bad!
🎭JUMBO SIZED FUNNY MASK - at 12 inches tall and 9 inches wide, our masks are big enough for the whole room to stare
💦DURABLE & WATERPROOF - handcrafted from Laminated Matte Cardstock to survive the craziest parties
👀INCLUDES EYEHOLES - precisely & discreetly cut so you can see them but they can’t see you
🎃PERFECT FOR ALL OCCASIONS - wear as a Halloween Mask, Masquerade Mask, to parties, concerts, festivals, events
🤩DON’T JUST WEAR THE CELEBRITY, BECOME THE CELEBRITY - Don’t settle for anything less than “Top Cowboy.”