Sad Ben Carson Mask - Perfect for Halloween, Costume Party Mask, Masquerades, Parties, Festivals, Concerts - Jumbo Size Waterproof Laminated Mask
Backstory: Ben Carson was born in Detroit, Michigan, in 1951, he currently serves as the United States Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, and he most certainly did NOT stab that guy that one time… or wait, he most certainly did? I forget: does he want to be seen as the measured, collected doctor, or the street-savvy, no stranger-to-violence menace? I’m fuzzy on the details, since it’s been over a year since he dropped out of the presidential race, and let’s be honest -- that whole campaign season was a bit insane.
Regardless, it’s clear from the many rambling, confusing speeches Carson gave during his run that he is a complex man who has lived a diverse life. He went to undergrad at Yale, did his residency at Johns Hopkins, and went on to lead a very successful career as a neurosurgeon. Why he thought this would qualify him to be a good presidential candidate, I’m not entirely sure, but he did manage to get pretty far in the primaries… Maybe his constant attempts to demonstrate that he was “relatable” actually paid off. Because, you know, what about insisting that you tried to stab a man when you were 14 years old isn’t relatable? We’ve all been there…… right?
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