Roll Safe Meme Don't Check The Birthday Date Card (PLAYS KANYE WEST SOUND)

$ 999.99

💥 Fun surprise inside

💥 Over 2000 plays guaranteed 🔊🎶

💥 Makes a great gift 🎁

💥 Fast shipping ✈️🌍

💥 Guaranteed easy refunds & returns 👍

💥 Personalize it! 👇


Size: 7 inches x 5 inches

Sound: Kanye West: "You know I'm a creative genius and there's no other way to word it"



Future Delivery Date:

Think this card is perfect for someone in the coming future? Right card, wrong time?


By picking "Choose a Future Delivery Date" you can specify the date you need it by and we'll get it to that person on the week of the date selected.


Domestic (USA) orders are shipped a week before the chosen date. International (outside USA) orders are shipped a month before the chosen date.

You'll get an email once it's shipped.


With a Handwritten Message:

Have really bad handwriting? Dog ate all your pens and pencils? We got you.


We'll use our blood as ink to create an authentic experience. Jk we'll break out the feather and ink just for you.


Handmade in NYC


We Ship Worldwide!

Domestic Delivery

1 - 5 days


International Delivery

2 - 3 weeks



Background: Are you the type of person who just consistently misses birthdays of friends and family members? Are you tired of having to apologize for all the missed parties, gifts, and well wishes? Well, we here at Unwelcome Greetings, have worked hard to craft an elaborate solution. Just send this card anytime once a year, and you'll never have to remember another birthday date again. 

Bet you've seen the meme with the guy pointing his finger at his head and never knew the name of it. It's the "Roll Safe" meme. On June 1st, 2016, the BBC Three YouTube channel uploaded a mini documentary on the Hood Documentary series, in which actor Kayode Ewumi plays Reece Simpson aka Roll Safe. In the video, he is shown pointing to his head and smiling. The image was screencapped & now captioned with jokes about poor decision making and failures in critical thinking.

On November 15th, 2016, twitter account @FootyHumor the meme with a joke about starting a fight with a girlfriend in order to play video games.

On January 23, 2017, @RyanWindoww continued the trend when he tweeted the image along with the message “You can’t be broke if you don’t check your bank account."

The sound used in the card comes from the smartest man in any room, the self-proclaimed "genius" Kanye West. During a 2013 appearance on Jimmy Kimmel's late night show, Kanye West went on a monologue rant worthy of an act in a Shakespeare play. He explains his right to do more than just music and his desire to change the world. Yeezy taught me. 


Are you the type who consistently misses birthdays of friends & family? Just send this card once a year & you'll never have to remember a birthday again. You smart.

Customer Reviews

No reviews yet

People who bought this product, also bought