Rihanna x BBHMM x Birthday Card (PLAYS ACTUAL SONG)

$ 999.99

💥 Fun surprise inside

💥 Over 2000 plays guaranteed 🔊🎶

💥 Makes a great gift 🎁

💥 Fast shipping ✈️🌍

💥 Guaranteed easy refunds & returns 👍

💥 Personalize it! 👇


Size: 7 inches x 5 inches

Sound: "Like BRRAP, BRRAP, BRRAP Pay me what you owe me, don't act like you forgot... Bitch better have my money!"


Future Delivery Date:

Think this card is perfect for someone in the coming future? Right card, wrong time?


By picking "Choose a Future Delivery Date" you can specify the date you need it by and we'll get it to that person on the week of the date selected.


Domestic (USA) orders are shipped a week before the chosen date. International (outside USA) orders are shipped a month before the chosen date.

You'll get an email once it's shipped.


With a Handwritten Message:

Have really bad handwriting? Dog ate all your pens and pencils? We got you.


We'll use our blood as ink to create an authentic experience. Jk we'll break out the feather and ink just for you.


Handmade in NYC


We Ship Worldwide!

Domestic Delivery

1 - 5 days


International Delivery

2 - 3 weeks



Background: We all have that one friend who is always asking for money. Unfortunately that person has a birthday, and as always, will have their hands out, expecting something from you. Luckily, Rihanna's 2015 song "Bitch Better Have My Money" does the talking for us in making sure your homie pays up.

This card lets you do double duty by sneaking in a "Happy Birthday" while really asking for cash back because you work hard for your guap and you ain't no bank son.

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