Rihanna Needed Me Birthday Card (PLAYS ACTUAL SONG)

$ 999.99

💥 Fun surprise inside

💥 Over 2000 plays guaranteed 🔊🎶

💥 Makes a great gift 🎁

💥 Fast shipping ✈️🌍

💥 Guaranteed easy refunds & returns 👍

💥 Personalize it! 👇


Size: 7 inches x 5 inches

Sound: "Youuuuuu Neeeeeee-eeeded Me. Ooooooh. Youuuuuu Neeeeeee-eeeded Me. Didn't They Tell You That I Was A Savage? Fuck Your White Horse And A Carriage. Bet Ya Never Could Imagine. Never Told You Could Have It."


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Domestic (USA) orders are shipped a week before the chosen date. International (outside USA) orders are shipped a month before the chosen date.

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With a Handwritten Message:

Have really bad handwriting? Dog ate all your pens and pencils? We got you.


We'll use our blood as ink to create an authentic experience. Jk we'll break out the feather and ink just for you.


Handmade in NYC


We Ship Worldwide!

Domestic Delivery

1 - 5 days


International Delivery

2 - 3 weeks



Background: When you want to be a good friend but don't have money for birthday gifts, you can always gift yourself. You are someone important and you are spending your time with them. And if time is money, your time is worth more than anything you could have gifted. Let your presence be a present. 

"Needed Me" is a song recorded by Barbadian singer Rihanna for her eighth studio album, ANTI (2016). In it, Rihanna asserts her independence as a boss bitch on whom thirsty, desperate men rely on for fun, confidence, and love. RiRi airs out the business of these scrubs, saying they are just fish in a sea of plenty.

The cover of this card is based on the cover art of Rihanna's album ANTI which was designed by Israeli-born artist Roy Nachum. As Vanity Fair describes: "The piece, titled If They Let Us, Part I, shows the singer as a young child with a crown over her eyes, in a veil of red paint. The entire image covered with Braille dots. It’s tinted with naïvety—here is a picture of Rihanna when she was not yet Rihanna but Robyn Fenty of Barbados—yet, with the red and the crown, also with an innate, inevitable power."

The inside comes courtesy of the Guess Who? Meme who makes an appearance whenever someone refers to themselves.

Why should you get your friends a real gift when your presence is already enough? No gifts required with this card. Just show up and let Bad Gyal RiRi sing.

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