Principal Randy Asher Mask - Perfect for Halloween, Costume Party Mask, Masquerades, Parties, Festivals, Concerts - Jumbo Size Waterproof Laminated Mask


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Principal Randy Asher Mask - Perfect for Halloween, Costume Party Mask, Masquerades, Parties, Festivals, Concerts - Jumbo Size Waterproof Laminated Mask
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BackstoryArguably the greatest high school principal of all time, he single handedly transformed the famously specialized Brooklyn Technical High School from a student centered environment to an unstoppable money making war machine. With his spectacular and heroic background in Mathematics, he utilized the high school's prestigious alumni to build up a war chest of millions. He transformed ordinary students into book toting, knowledge mercenaries.

His ban of elevator use for the non-handicapped students conditioned the draft-eligible civilians into US Olympic grade stair climbers. His implementation of mandatory club hours has amassed hours upon hours in specialization of indispensable life skills such as ping pong, magic tricks, and key club which was a secret society in which no keys were manufactured. The inaugural class of 2010 and those classes that came after are honored  have served under the leadership of Principal Randy Asher, whose capacity and authority is second only to Winston Churchill himself. 

🎭JUMBO SIZED FUNNY MASK - at 12 inches tall and 9 inches wide, our masks are big enough for the whole room to stare

💦DURABLE & WATERPROOF - handcrafted from Laminated Matte Cardstock to survive the craziest parties

👀INCLUDES EYEHOLES - precisely & discreetly cut so you can see them but they can’t see you

🎃PERFECT FOR ALL OCCASIONS - wear as a Halloween Mask, Masquerade Mask, to parties, concerts, festivals, events

🤩DON’T JUST WEAR THE CELEBRITY, BECOME THE CELEBRITY - The greatest high school principal of all time, he single handedly transformed Brooklyn Technical High School into an unstoppable money making war machine.

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