Size: 7 inches x 5 inches
Sound: "*BIRTHDAY HORN* SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAKE! HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! PIN THE TAIL ON THE SEAHORSE. HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
Background: Some of you may have more experience than others giving or receiving oral sex. The receiving of oral sex on a person's birthday is known as "birthday head." For those of you who have never been on the receiving or giving end, just try to imagine how awkward it gets if the person receiving birthday head farts. It's already bad enough if someone in the same room as you farts. Now imagine if their face is right there by your genitals. Nasty.
SpongeGar, Caveman Spongebob and Primitive Sponge are nicknames given to Spongebob Squarepants’ prehistoric ancestors. Primitive Sponge has evolved into a meme which captures common, relatable situations that cause panic, fear or anxiety, causing you to tense up and stay alert on your toes.
Just to clear up the misconceptions, Primitive Sponge and Spongegar are different characters.
Primitive Sponge was born on December 31st, 1999, featuring long canines and wearing a loincloth on the episode “SB-129” when Squidward traveled back in time. SpongeGar was introduced later on March 5th, 2004, in the episode “Ugh”
On March 17th, 2015, Twitter user @SpongeBobGetsIt posted an image of Primitive Sponge with an image of an innocent Spongebob Squarepants with this caption:
On May 16th, 2016, Redditor dickbandito submitted Primitive Sponge in a grocery store accompanied by a caption describing rushing to Walgreens to buy condoms.
On May 23rd, Redditor Derpspecops uploaded one in a bed with the caption “When you hear someone pull up while you’re jerking off.”
The song used is "Happy Birthday Squidward" and comes from the Spongebob episode titled "Opposite Day" which aired in 1999.
Let Primitive Spongebob highlight an embarrassing moment the birthday boy or girl will be cautious to avoid... if they even get that far.