No Don't Do It I'm A Virgin Love Couples Card (PLAYS MEME SOUND)


$ 15.00
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Size: 7 inches x 5 inches

Sound: "Don't Do It. No. That's Not Good. Stop. No. No. No Don't Do it. No. No. Nooo. No. No. No. No Don't Do It. No. No Don't Do It. No. No. No. I'm A Virgin. Ah Uhhhh. Nooo. Noooo. No Uh Ah. Don't Do It."


 

 

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Handmade in NYC

 

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Domestic Delivery

1 - 5 days

 

International Delivery

2 - 3 weeks

 


 

Background: Sometimes bae (your significant other) wants to do too much. You might be cool with a casual evening at home, Netflix & Chill, or maybe even a walk in the park. However, bae is overly romantic and always plans way in advance to make you feel special when you ain't feeling that shit. Let bae know you not about that life at this time, and that you appreciate the effort, but you got better things to do. 

On September 18, 2015, Youtuber Waddles Sandusky uploaded a clip titled "no don't do it." It features a snippet of a porn video in which a young woman attempts to seduce an old man by licking him. The older gentleman attempts to resist as he yell "No" and "Don't Do It!" before admitting he is a virgin. The clip comes from a video uploaded on PornHub by Oldje titled "Young Brunette Licks Grandpa All Over And Fucks Him."

On September 19, 2015, Reddit user cheats47 uploaded the video to r/youtubehaiku where redditors quickly dissected the origin as well as the name of the actors in the porno. The clip then became a meme via Vine where users remixed movie clips such as Alien and Star Wars. 

Bae might want to do something extra special on a romantic night, but this is your chance to let him/her know that you ain't feeling it. Shut it down quick.