No Don't Do It I'm A Virgin Birthday Card (PLAYS MEME SOUND)


$ 15.00
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Size: 7 inches x 5 inches

Sound: "Don't Do It. No. That's Not Good. Stop. No. No. No Don't Do it. No. No. Nooo. No. No. No. No Don't Do It. No. No Don't Do It. No. No. No. I'm A Virgin. Ah Uhhhh. Nooo. Noooo. No Uh Ah. Don't Do It."


 

 

Future Delivery Date:

Think this card is perfect for someone in the coming future? Right card, wrong time?

 

By picking "Choose a Future Delivery Date" you can specify the date you need it by and we'll get it to that person on the week of the date selected.

 

Domestic (USA) orders are shipped a week before the chosen date. International (outside USA) orders are shipped a month before the chosen date.

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With a Handwritten Message:

Have really bad handwriting? Dog ate all your pens and pencils? We got you.

 

We'll use our blood as ink to create an authentic experience. Jk we'll break out the feather and ink just for you.

 

Handmade in NYC

 

We Ship Worldwide!

Domestic Delivery

1 - 5 days

 

International Delivery

2 - 3 weeks

 


 

Background: When we're young we always dream of being older. We dream of the freedoms we gain, of the independence we long for, and of the joy of being able to do what we want when we want. Well that's bullshit. Getting older only means more responsibilities: bills, work shit, family shit, and all the shit in between. It's all on you now. It might be your birthday, but stay young homie. Keep thinking anything is possible and your time is unlimited. It'll help you live longer. 

On September 18, 2015, Youtuber Waddles Sandusky uploaded a clip titled "no don't do it." It features a snippet of a porn video in which a young woman attempts to seduce an old man by licking him. The older gentleman attempts to resist as he yell "No" and "Don't Do It!" before admitting he is a virgin. The clip comes from a video uploaded on PornHub by Oldje titled "Young Brunette Licks Grandpa All Over And Fucks Him."

On September 19, 2015, Reddit user cheats47 uploaded the video to r/youtubehaiku where redditors quickly dissected the origin as well as the name of the actors in the porno. The clip then became a meme via Vine where users remixed movie clips such as Alien and Star Wars. 

We all wish to get older until we actually grow up & realize it's bullshit. Help warn the younger generation of getting older by begging them not to do it. NOOO