Netflix and Chill Card (PLAYS SOUND)


$ 13.49


💥 Fun surprise inside

💥 Over 2000 plays guaranteed 🔊🎶

💥 Makes a great gift 🎁

💥 Fast shipping ✈️🌍

💥 Guaranteed easy refunds & returns 👍

💥 Personalize it! 👇

Quantity

Size: 7 inches x 5 inches

Sound: "Netflix and Chill. Netflix and Chill Girl. Netflix and Chill. Let Me Keep It Real. Owwwow. Netflix and Chill. Netflix and Chill Girl. Netflix and Chill. Let Me Keep It Real. Owwwow"


 

 

Future Delivery Date:

Think this card is perfect for someone in the coming future? Right card, wrong time?

 

By picking "Choose a Future Delivery Date" you can specify the date you need it by and we'll get it to that person on the week of the date selected.

 

Domestic (USA) orders are shipped a week before the chosen date. International (outside USA) orders are shipped a month before the chosen date.

You'll get an email once it's shipped.

 

With a Handwritten Message:

Have really bad handwriting? Dog ate all your pens and pencils? We got you.

 

We'll use our blood as ink to create an authentic experience. Jk we'll break out the feather and ink just for you.

 

Handmade in NYC

 

We Ship Worldwide!

Domestic Delivery

1 - 5 days

 

International Delivery

2 - 3 weeks

 


 

Background: These days it's a little awkward to straight up ask someone "Hey do you want to have sex?" In fact, it's hard for our generation to be direct at all (at least in person because these low key DMs we get are pretty direct). Hence the appearance of "Netflix and chill." Netflix, a once innocent innovative mail-order dvd turned streaming platform, hosts many of our favorite classic children's films such as Mulan or Bambi. But then, once it reached the mainstream, the innocence was gone. Along came "the chill" part, probably as a result of our generation's inability to pay attention for more than 15 seconds, so we had to focus on our sex drives. We're not complaining though. Netflix and chill is a simple, slick phrase that requires no explanation and may result in penetration ;)

Netflix and Chill is Internet slang for inviting someone over to one’s home for sexual purposes. The phrase first started appearing online in late 2014, mostly through Black Twitter. On October 8th, 2014, Twitter user @itsIsaaaaaaac posted this tweet: "Netflix and chill never means Netflix and chill now a days lol." On November 14th, 2014, Twitter user @Start3rPack posted a “the Netflix and Chill Starter Pack” featuring four photographs indicating the pack would contain comfortable socks, pajamas, and a Trojan magnum condom.

 

On July 22nd, 2015, the @netflix Twitter feed posted a tweet referencing the expression. On September 27th, Redditor vrpowerll2000 posted a Netflix and chill Tinder profile picture with a Netflix Tee and bag of ice.

The audio in the card comes from the "Netflix and Chill Song" by YouTuber Nick Bean. The video itself is just as cringe-worthy as the song itself.

If you're giving this card, just make sure to have a condom on hand. As Lil Wayne taught us: Safe sex is great sex, you better wear that latex, cuz you don't want that late text, that "I think I'm late" text ;)

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