Maury x You Are Not The Father's Day Card (PLAYS MAURY SOUND)
Size: 7 inches x 5 inches
Sound: "You Are NOT The Father *Crowd Cheer*"
Background: Sometimes in life, we either get pregnant or get someone else pregnant by accident. Many times we don't even realize what happened until the baby is already born. And for this exists The Maury Povic Show. Since 1991, the show and its host Maury provide “paternity testing,” in which a mother comes on to prove or disprove that a man is the biological father of her child. After hearing each side’s story, Maury sits down with both parties to read the results of a paternity test, at which point he announces whether the male guest is the father or not the father.
This one's perfect for trolling any dad or baby daddy and making fatherhood a title of privilege not simply nature. Make dad appreciate being a dad.