Size: 7 inches x 5 inches
Sound: "Nooo huhn...NOOOOOOOO...She...She wasn't ready... SHE WASN'T READY"
Let's get honest: Many of us have one main chick, ride or die, who occasionally catches feelings and throws us the silent treatment. What she probably doesn't know, is that during those times we hit up our side chick to fill the void we feel. If your main chick isn't putting up with you this Valentine's Day, maybe you can direct that affection towards your backup. Or just give this to your main one to let her know she got some competition... just wear a helmet homie cuz she bound to be coming for your head.
The sound clip is from comedian Kevin Hart's stand up special Laugh At My Pain released in 2011.
If you're brave enough to keep your main chick on her toes, or to transform your side dish into your main course, give her this. Even though she might not be ready, you better be.