Kanye You Aint Got The Answers Birthday Card (PLAYS KANYE RANT)
Size: 7 inches x 5 inches
Sound: "YOU AIN'T GOT THE ANSWERS MAN, YOU AIN'T GOT THE ANSWERS, YOU AIN'T GOT THE ANSWERS...IT AIN'T RALPH THO. IT AIN'T ON RALPH LEVEL"
Background: Have you made the mistake of getting your friend the wrong gift? And then next year, you asked them what they wanted for their birthday and realized that you done messed up once again cuz they're asking for the stuff only dreams can buy? Well, this year stop fucking up. Let them know that you don't give a shit about what they want, that they should be lucky enough you remembered their damn birthday.
On November 26, 2013, YEEZUS himself aka the one known as Kanye West (in human form) blessed the ungrateful Sway with his presence on the Sirius XM Radio Show "Sway in the Morning." Our lord savior, Mr. West could not contain his dissatisfaction with the fashion industry and the barriers they set for the young god from Chi-town to dominate the runways like he dominated the charts. Sway questioned the ability of YEEZUS to accomplish glorious feats independently and was subsequently crushed with furious spoken scriptures.
The scriptures "You Ain't Got The Answers" and "It Ain't Ralph Tho" became engraved in the minds of a generation, who desperately began to seek the answers which their lord lacked. And, of course, anything that was not created by the hands of Ralph Lauren, was branded as "Not Ralph."
Gifts are giveable, words are speakable, but the answers are impossible.
THEY AIN'T RALPH THO.