I've Fallen And Cant Get Up Drunk Birthday Card (PLAYS SOUND)
Size: 7 inches x 5 inches
Sound: "I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up" x2
Background: Birthdays are the perfect time to turn up and get wasted. And not like "im drunk let me text my ex" wasted, but more like solar eclipse blackout drunk where you wake up 2 days into the future. This drunk birthday card is the perfect preparation for a birthday night out that's guaranteed to end a lot uglier than it started.
"I've fallen, and I can't get up!" is a famous catchphrase of the late 1980s and early 1990s popular culture based upon a line from a United States-based television commercial.
This line was spoken in a television commercial for a emergency medical alarm button company called LifeCall. It contained a scene where an elderly woman, identified as "Mrs. Fletcher", uses the medical alert pendant after having fallen in the bathroom. After falling, Mrs. Fletcher speaks the phrase "I've fallen, and I can't get up!", after which the dispatcher informs her that he is sending help.
Despite the serious situation, the bad acting contributed to the humor and made "I've fallen... and I can't get up!" a recognized, universal punchline that applied to many comedic situations, appearing in memes and pop culture.
This drunk birthday card is the perfect preparation for a birthday night out that's guaranteed to end a lot uglier than it started. A funny birthday card for friends that you might suspect to be alcoholics.