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Size: 7 inches x 5 inches
Sound: "AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA *theme music*"
Some people believe in a higher power, a supreme being, one that stands above us in times of need, and one that can lead us through the darkness... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA aka the WWE World Champion. And he's been training all his life to be your ONE and ONLY this Valentine's Day.
The soundtrack comes from John Cena’s actual WWE introduction, first used in 2005, while the visuals in most versions come from the 2012 edition of his introduction video. The bombastic voiceover introducing the wrestler is taken from a Z Morning Zoo prank call uploaded onto YouTube in March 2014:
If the relationship is struggling, spice it up by bringing someone else in. But be careful, you might get left behind and end up single, because after all... HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA.
His Name Is John Cena Valentine's Day Card (PLAYS MEME SOUND)
If I had to give this a grade, it's definitely higher than a 'B', so I'd probably give it an 'AA'