Size: 7 inches x 5 inches
Sound: "AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA *theme music*"
There comes a time when we all must graduate. It may be a dreaded graduation, a prelude to a future full of unpaid student loans and unforeseeable employment. But, as a great man once said: "U Can't See Me." And he's right, the future can't see you. We must listen to The Champ. He is the visionary that will lead us through the apocalypse known as post graduate life. Whether you're graduating from high school, college, or university, he will watch over you during the darkest of times, and.... HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAAAAAA!!!
The soundtrack comes from John Cena’s actual WWE introduction, first used in 2005, while the visuals in most versions come from the 2012 edition of his introduction video. The bombastic voiceover introducing the wrestler is taken from a Z Morning Zoo prank call uploaded onto YouTube in March 2014:
If The WWE CHAMP John Cena is ready to celebrate your graduation, you better graduate. You don't just graduate on time. You graduate on John Cena's time.