Size: 7 inches x 5 inches
Sound: "AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA *theme music*"
Father's Day is a time to respect your dad, appreciate him for all the time he's invested in raising you to make sure you're a normal human being. He probably expects to get something sentimental, or maybe something electronic-- a keyboard, headphones, a pen with a battery. But not this time. This time it's time to see if he can compete man to man with the greatest man living today. AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!You might love your dad but probably not as much you love John Cena.
The soundtrack comes from John Cena's actual WWE introduction, first used in 2005, while the visuals in most versions come from the 2012 edition of his introduction video. The bombastic voiceover introducing the wrestler is taken from a Z Morning Zoo prank call uploaded onto YouTube in March 2014:
The WWE Champ is ready to set an example of the type of man your dad should be. Father's Day will never be the same again after JOHN CENA emasculates daddy.