His Name Is John Cena Father's Day Card (PLAYS MEME SOUND)


$ 15.00
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Size: 7 inches x 5 inches

Sound: "AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA *theme music*"


 

Future Delivery Date:

Think this card is perfect for someone in the coming future? Right card, wrong time?

 

By picking "Choose a Future Delivery Date" you can specify the date you need it by and we'll get it to that person on the week of the date selected.

 

Domestic (USA) orders are shipped a week before the chosen date. International (outside USA) orders are shipped a month before the chosen date.

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With a Handwritten Message:

Have really bad handwriting? Dog ate all your pens and pencils? We got you.

 

We'll use our blood as ink to create an authentic experience. Jk we'll break out the feather and ink just for you.

 

Handmade in NYC

 

We Ship Worldwide!

Domestic Delivery

1 - 5 days

 

International Delivery

2 - 3 weeks

 


 

Background: Father's Day is a time to respect your dad, appreciate him for all the time he's invested in raising you to make sure you're a normal human being. He probably expects to get something sentimental, or maybe something electronic-- a keyboard, headphones, a pen with a battery. But not this time. This time it's time to see if he can compete man to man with the greatest man living today. AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!! You might love your dad but probably not as much you love John Cena. 

The soundtrack comes from John Cena’s actual WWE introduction, first used in 2005, while the visuals in most versions come from the 2012 edition of his introduction video. The bombastic voiceover introducing the wrestler is taken from a Z Morning Zoo prank call uploaded onto YouTube in March 2014:

The WWE Champ is ready to set an example of the type of man your dad should be. Father's Day will never be the same again after JOHN CENA emasculates daddy.