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His Name Is John Cena Couples Card (PLAYS MEME SOUND)


$ 15.00
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Size: 7 inches x 5 inches

Sound: "AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA *theme music*"


 

Future Delivery Date:

Think this card is perfect for someone in the coming future? Right card, wrong time?

 

By picking "Choose a Future Delivery Date" you can specify the date you need it by and we'll get it to that person on the week of the date selected.

 

Domestic (USA) orders are shipped a week before the chosen date. International (outside USA) orders are shipped a month before the chosen date.

You'll get an email once it's shipped.

 

With a Handwritten Message:

Have really bad handwriting? Dog ate all your pens and pencils? We got you.

 

We'll use our blood as ink to create an authentic experience. Jk we'll break out the feather and ink just for you.

 

Handmade in NYC

 

We Ship Worldwide!

Domestic Delivery

1 - 5 days

 

International Delivery

2 - 3 weeks

 


 

Background: Some people believe in a higher power, a supreme being, one that stands above us in times of need, and one that can lead us through the darkness... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA aka the WWE World Champion. And he's been training all his life to be your ONE and ONLY.

The soundtrack comes from John Cena’s actual WWE introduction, first used in 2005, while the visuals in most versions come from the 2012 edition of his introduction video. The bombastic voiceover introducing the wrestler is taken from a Z Morning Zoo prank call uploaded onto YouTube in March 2014:

If the relationship is struggling, spice it up by bringing someone else in. But be careful, you might get left behind and end up single, because after all... HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA.