His Name Is John Cena Birthday Card (PLAYS MEME SOUND)
Size: 7 inches x 5 inches
Sound: "AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA *theme music*"
Background: Some people believe in a higher power, a supreme being, one that stands above us in times of need, and one that can lead us through the darkness... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA aka the WWE World Champion. And he's showing up to your birthday.
The soundtrack comes from John Cena’s actual WWE introduction, first used in 2005, while the visuals in most versions come from the 2012 edition of his introduction video. The bombastic voiceover introducing the wrestler is taken from a Z Morning Zoo prank call uploaded onto YouTube in March 2014:
If John Cena is ready to celebrate your birthday, and it's not even your birthday, oh you better be ready to celebrate because HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA.