Happy Anniversary From Tyrone Anniversary Card (PLAYS MEME SOUND)


$ 15.00
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Size: 7 inches x 5 inches

Sound: "I'm Tyrone And I Can Fry My Own God Damn Chicken. I'm Just Here Looking For Somebody Wife To Fuck. *Passion Chord* Long Dick Style." 


 

Future Delivery Date:

Think this card is perfect for someone in the coming future? Right card, wrong time?

 

By picking "Choose a Future Delivery Date" you can specify the date you need it by and we'll get it to that person on the week of the date selected.

 

Domestic (USA) orders are shipped a week before the chosen date. International (outside USA) orders are shipped a month before the chosen date.

You'll get an email once it's shipped.

 

With a Handwritten Message:

Have really bad handwriting? Dog ate all your pens and pencils? We got you.

 

We'll use our blood as ink to create an authentic experience. Jk we'll break out the feather and ink just for you.

 

Handmade in NYC

 

We Ship Worldwide!

Domestic Delivery

1 - 5 days

 

International Delivery

2 - 3 weeks

 


 

Background: Anniversaries mark a special time in any couple's relationship. A marker of time that lets you know just how long you've been cuffed. Sometimes anniversaries get repetitive, and might not feel so special anymore, but that's where Tyrone comes in.

Tyrone, a character created by Vine user Naphil Hitson, is a bodybuilding bully in a durag, who interrupts regular people on the street in order to make it known that he's hunting for some wives. Even if she's yours.

With Tyrone nearby, this will be a special anniversary. It'll make you remember that you do love your wife. And that you don't plan on letting her run off with Tyrone. Keep her close homie.