Gucci Mane Bitch I Might Be Birthday Card (PLAYS ACTUAL SONG)
Size: 7 inches x 5 inches
Sound: "Bitch I Might Be. Bitch I Might Be. Bitch I Might Be. Bitch I Might Be."
Background: Some friends like to plan events and birthdays months in advance. You get might get an invite in January for a party in June. It's hard to say for sure where you'll be in your life in 6 months, so you'll probably hit "maybe" on that Facebook invite. As you get closer to that date, that same friend will send you another invite either by e-mail or by text. Instead of replying "let me check my schedule," send them this card.
On April 10th, 2013, Gucci Mane was photographed in court where he was indicted for assaulting a military soldier with a champagne bottle. On April 17th, Redditor hellpony submitted a photoshopped screenshot of a local news report to the /r/Funny subreddit, which changed the on-screen text to read “Rapper Gucci Mane responds with ‘bitch I might be’ when asked if guilty.”
The phrase "Bitch I Might Be" was pulled from Gucci Mane's 2006 single Pillz. The video was made at the height of the rap DVD days and obviously was made on a budget of $25. Luckily, Gucci shine so bright, he make it right.
Still unsure if you're gonna attend your friend's birthday? Let Gucci Mane clarify the situation.