Fuck Her Right In The Pussy Marriage Card (PLAYS MEME SOUND)


$ 15.00
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Size: 7 inches x 5 inches

Sound: "FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY"


 

Future Delivery Date:

Think this card is perfect for someone in the coming future? Right card, wrong time?

 

By picking "Choose a Future Delivery Date" you can specify the date you need it by and we'll get it to that person on the week of the date selected.

 

Domestic (USA) orders are shipped a week before the chosen date. International (outside USA) orders are shipped a month before the chosen date.

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With a Handwritten Message:

Have really bad handwriting? Dog ate all your pens and pencils? We got you.

 

We'll use our blood as ink to create an authentic experience. Jk we'll break out the feather and ink just for you.

 

Handmade in NYC

 

We Ship Worldwide!

Domestic Delivery

1 - 5 days

 

International Delivery

2 - 3 weeks

 


 

Background: Oh marriage. The act of commitment that we promise to avoid in our youth, and yet some how we all get caught up in it as we grow older, afraid to die alone or something. Marriage is supposed to be this blissful union between two people, two families, and some say two souls. But we say fuck that, let marriage be like the honeymoon #ALLDAYEVERYDAY. 

On January 4th, 2014, Cincinnati filmmaker John Cain uploaded a clip which shows a reporter for a FOX station making real raunchy comments live on air, including the infamous phrase “I’ll fuck her right in the pussy.”

On February 13th, 2014, a second video appeared in which a reporter describes a train derailment, before she is suddenly interrupted by the homie in the black hoodie and sunglasses that steals the mic (and the show) and yells “Fuck her right in the pussy!”

The stunt was eventually debunked as a viral hoax campaign by John Cain after a third video dropped. While it wasn't real at the time, it made it's way into REAL newscasts by various copycats all over the world. 

Let's celebrate marriage the only way that's natural to us, boom boom boom.