Excited Donald Trump Mask - Perfect for Halloween, Costume Party Mask, Masquerades, Parties, Festivals, Concerts - Jumbo Size Waterproof Laminated Mask


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Backstory You know that sort of terracotta-colored, toupee-wearing ball of crazy that’s sitting in the Oval Office? The one you still haven’t accepted is running our country? Well, his name is Donald Trump, and it’s time to face the facts -- he’s the president of the United States. Now that we’ve gotten through the tough part, let’s get to the fun part: unpacking the POTUS’s past. Trump was born in 1946 -- yes you read that right, 1946, as in 71 years ago. He was raised in Queens and attended a private military high school. He acquired a degree in economics from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania and went on to become a successful businessman and real-estate mogul. 

Not that Trump was really starting from the bottom to begin with, but after he graduated, he was given what he considers “a small loan” of $1 million from his father. With that pathetic, measly 1 mill, he was able to rise up the ranks and make a name for himself -- with only a few minor hiccups along the way… And by “minor hiccups,” we mean over a dozen epically failed business endeavors and thousands – yes, thousands! -- of lawsuits filed against him. Since taking office, Trump has faced over 100 more lawsuits and harsh criticisms from all sides. He has one of the lowest popularity ratings of any president in history, and many think our country has never been in more disarray… I guess, on the bright side, he can’t get any worse right… right?

🎭JUMBO SIZED FUNNY MASK - at 12 inches tall and 9 inches wide, our masks are big enough for the whole room to stare

💦DURABLE & WATERPROOF - handcrafted from Laminated Matte Cardstock to survive the craziest parties

👀INCLUDES EYEHOLES - precisely & discreetly cut so you can see them but they can’t see you

🎃PERFECT FOR ALL OCCASIONS - wear as a Halloween Mask, Masquerade Mask, to parties, concerts, festivals, events

🤩DON’T JUST WEAR THE CELEBRITY, BECOME THE CELEBRITY - Orange is a staple fall color -- that’s why this Donald Trump mask is perfect for all seasonal activities like Halloween parties or apple-picking!

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