Evil Kermit The Frog Happy Birthday Card (PLAYS SOUND)

$ 13.49

💥 Fun surprise inside

💥 Over 2000 plays guaranteed 🔊🎶

💥 Makes a great gift 🎁

💥 Fast shipping ✈️🌍

💥 Guaranteed easy refunds & returns 👍

💥 Personalize it! 👇


Size: 7 inches x 5 inches

Sound: "Evil Laugh"


Future Delivery Date:

Think this card is perfect for someone in the coming future? Right card, wrong time?

By picking "Choose a Future Delivery Date" you can specify the date you need it by and we'll get it to that person on the week of the date selected.

Domestic (USA) orders are shipped a week before the chosen date. International (outside USA) orders are shipped a month before the chosen date.

You'll get an email once it's shipped.

With a Handwritten Message:

Have really bad handwriting? Dog ate all your pens and pencils? We got you.

We'll use our blood as ink to create an authentic experience. Jk we'll break out the feather and ink just for you.

Handmade in NYC

We Ship Worldwide!

Domestic Delivery

1 - 5 days

International Delivery

2 - 3 weeks


Background: Birthday gifts are hard to give. You don't know if the person already has whatever it is you're considering or if they'll have a need for it. This debate usually occurs when a person first invites you to their birthday dinner/party and does not see the light of day until the morning of the birthday when you realize "Oh shit. I still didn't get a gift." This card makes it seem like you gave it a lot of thought, but didn't at the same time. Happy Birthday!

In 2014, the Oscar winning movie Muppets Most Wanted was released. The movie featured a scene in which everyone's favorite virgin frog, Kermit, is confronted by his look-a-like nemesis, Constantine, who is dressed in a black cloak.

On November 6th, 2016, Twitter user @aaannnnyyyyaaaa tweeted a screenshot of Kermit the Frog standing next to a Sith version of himself with the caption "me: sees a fluffy dog / me to me: steal him"

This inspired the Evil Kermit image series which features a screenshot of the Muppet character talking with his nemesis dressed as a Sith Lord from Star Wars who instructs him to perform various indulgent, lazy, selfish and unethical acts.

Finally, a card that makes it seem like you gave a birthday gift a lot of thought but your evil side prevented you from following your heart. Plays evil laugh when opened.

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