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Size: 7 inches x 5 inches
Sound: "Merry muthafuckin' Christmas/ Merry muthafuckin' Christmas/ Merry muthafuckin' Christmas/ And have a fucked up new year"
Life has up and downs, but the 3 things that's guaranteed is death, taxes, and Christmas at the end of the year. Whatever bullshit happens in the first 11 months of the year doesn't matter during Christmas time. We made this card to help you, your friends, and family forget all the bullshit and have a "Merry Motherfukin' Christmas" the Eazy E way.
Eazy-E's "Merry Muthafuckin' X-Mas" was released in 1992 and is the most gangsta Christmas song ever made. Eazy-E remixes "Jingle Bells" & "Deck The Halls," substituting a candy red '64 for a one-horse open sleigh, talking about getting head, and fart noises. The dirty song also features Rudy Ray Moore of Dolomite fame (the guy that Eddie Murphy played in the recent Netflix film) and a young Will.I.Am of the Black Eye Peas, known as Will 1 X at that time. The only thing that would make it more savage was if the whole NWA appeared on it.