Drake One Dance Birthday Card (PLAYS ACTUAL SONG)
Size: 7 inches x 5 inches
Sound: "I need a one dance/ Got a Hennessy in my hand/ One more time 'fore I go/ Higher powers taking a hold on me/ I need a one dance/ Got a Hennessy in my hand/ One more time 'fore I go/ Higher powers taking a hold on me."
Background: What's better than getting a million dollar gift on your birthday? A billion dollars. You know what's worse? When you don't get a gift at all. That's when you gotta use your mind... to use your body. And we're not talking whoring yourself out. We're talking dancing. A rhythmic, physical interaction that we seldom get nowadays might make for an unforgettable time. Plus, it's a slick way to get close to someone you got your eye on.
On April 29, 2016 the hip-hop artist and worldwide phenomenon known as Drake dropped his long awaited "VIEWS," originally titled "Views From The 6" (probably changed the name because he had a bad view from the 6). The cover itself was revealed 3 days prior to the album drop and featured Drake sitting atop the CN Tower, the rapper barely noticeable.
Two weeks prior to the album release, Drake dropped two singles including "One Dance" and "Pop Style." One Dance comes on and it's impossible not to want to make moves you never knew your body was capable of.
And if you don't know how to dance, here's the solution: take them to the strip club and buy one dance.