DMX Wishes You A Merry Xmas Holiday Christmas Card (PLAYS SOUND)
💥 Fun surprise inside
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Size: 7 inches x 5 inches
Sound: DMX singing "Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer/ Had a very shiny nose/ And if you ever saw it/ You would even say it grows (come on, come on)/ All of the other reindeer/ Used to laugh and call him names/ They never let poor Rudolph/ Join in any reindeer games/ Then one foggy Christmas Eve/ Santa came to say (what's that?)/ Rudolph with your nose so bright/ Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Growing up, it was always odd for us to see Christmas abbreviated as "X-mas." We thought it was related to the X-Men. After years of suspense, we were able to hire a private investigator to get to the bottom of this age old mystery. We've decided to share our findings in this exclusive holiday Christmas card, a perfect gift to stop the madness.