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Dicks Out For Harambe The Gorilla Get Well Soon Card (PLAYS MEME SOUND)


$ 15.00
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Size: 7 inches x 5 inches

Sound: "DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE *TECHNO MUSIC STARTS* DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE, DICKSOUTFORHARAMBE *TECHNO MUSIC STOPS* DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE *TECHNO MUSIC STARTS* DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE, DICKSOUTFORHARAMBE *TECHNO MUSIC STOPS* DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE *TECHNO MUSIC STARTS* DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE DICKSOUTFORHARAMBE *TECHNO MUSIC STOPS*


 

 

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With a Handwritten Message:

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Handmade in NYC

 

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1 - 5 days

 

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2 - 3 weeks

 


 

Background: Being sick is tough and sometimes takes all of our energy to get well. Bad enough you have to use up all your sick days at work, you feel like shit while watching the rest of the world go on as if you're not suffering. You can post a status on Facebook and get some likes and fake ass comments like "Feel better praying for you" when you really know there's no prayers coming. When there's no one to rely on for strength, turn to the one who always guides you in time of need: Harambe. 

On May 28th, 2016, a 4-year-old boy got into an enclosure of a 17 year old Western lowland gorilla named Harambe at the Cincinnati Zoo. Harambe grabbed the child and began dragging him around to "teach the child some discipline" as Harambe later recalled in his autobiography. A zookeeper panicked, grabbed a rifle, and quickscoped the gorilla to save the "hostaged" child. 

 

Twitter quickly made Harambe into a meme, featuring him with Prince, David Bowie, and Muhammad Ali in tributes to famous celebrities that died in 2016. 

 On July 2nd, 2016, @sexualjumanji posted a selfie with a gun on Twitter captioned “We comin with them dicks out to avenge harambe!!!” On July 4th, comedian Brandon Wardell tweeted the phrase “dicks out for harambe.” On July 6th, Wardell uploaded a Vine of himself with actor Danny Trejo saying “dicks out for Harambe.”

 

Following the international tragedy of Harambe's death and his resurrection as a meme, Vine star Chloe Lmao recorded a special tribute club song for Harambe so that humankind could celebrate his life instead of weeping for his passing. The song is title "Dicks Out For Harambe"

 

Harambe needs every dick out possible, and we can't have sick dicks. As Harambe used to say: "A banana a day, will keep you okay." He died to keep you alive.