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Size: 7 inches x 5 inches
Sound: "WOAH WOAH WOAH... *Jingle Bells* Woah Cover"
In this modern day and age, there's a purge of our male cultural icons for being creepy fucking perverts and overstepping the boundaries of consent and abuse of power. You know the names: Bill Cosby, Harvey Weinstein, Louis C.K etc...
As our society's confidence increases in exposing these creeps, we're not shy to call out men whether they work with us or we see them on TV. And if we're talking equality, the same standards should be applied to our childhood fantasies including Santa Claus who's been screaming HO HO HO over the all our rooftops for years. HR has been getting plenty of complaints and has finally decided to take action. Good thing they found someone to fill Santa's big ass shoes.
Crash Bandicoot is the main character of the Crash Bandicoot video game series. Introduced in a 1996 video game, he's an eastern barred bandicoot who was genetically enhanced by the main villain Doctor Neo Cortex and soon escaped from Cortex's castle after a failed experiment in the "Cortex Vortex."
In October 2016, YouTuber Oney uploaded videos in which he plays the 1997 video game Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back, in which he repeatedly says the word “woah” while jumping in the game.
On July 8th, 2017 YouTuber Chris Patstone uploaded a video “Woah! | Crash Bandicoot™”, in which a 3D animated Crash Bandicoot is dubbed with Oney saying “woah” and on July 18th, he uploaded a video of Crash Bandicoot saying “woah” in front of a green screen.
Everyone's getting fired for sexual harassment this Christmas, including Santa for "Ho Ho Ho" Who better to replace him than the Woah Woah Woah Crash Bandicoot?