Bored Jeff Sessions Mask - Perfect for Halloween, Costume Party Mask, Masquerades, Parties, Festivals, Concerts - Jumbo Size Waterproof Laminated Mask
Backstory: Why someone blessed with an amazingly powerful name like Jefferson Beauregard Sessions The Third would ever shorten it to “Jeff” bewilders me. But to each his own, I guess. And, if we’re being honest, he looks more like a Jeff than he does a Jefferson. I don’t know if it’s the goofy ears or the deeply southern accent, but it’s just tough to take this man seriously -- which is unfortunate, considering Sessions is currently serving as the Attorney General of the United States.
Sessions was named after his grandfather, Jefferson Davis, who was the president of the Confederate States of America. Thankfully, Sessions doesn’t adhere to all his grandfather’s beliefs -- at least not publicly -- as proven by the fact that he condemned the actions taken by modern-day confederates this year in Charlottesville, Virginia. So, rather, I should say that he at least doesn’t adhere to his grandfather’s beliefs publicly.
🎭JUMBO SIZED FUNNY MASK - at 12 inches tall and 9 inches wide, our masks are big enough for the whole room to stare
💦DURABLE & WATERPROOF - handcrafted from Laminated Matte Cardstock to survive the craziest parties
👀INCLUDES EYEHOLES - precisely & discreetly cut so you can see them but they can’t see you
🎃PERFECT FOR ALL OCCASIONS - wear as a Halloween Mask, Masquerade Mask, to parties, concerts, festivals, events
🤩DON’T JUST WEAR THE CELEBRITY, BECOME THE CELEBRITY - This Jeff Sessions mask is perfect for Halloween parties, concerts, masquerade balls, and more!