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Big Shaq Mans Not Hot Holiday Christmas Card (PLAYS MEME SOUND)
💥Fun surprise inside
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Size: 7 inches x 5 inches
Sound: "I tell her man's not hot, I tell her man's not hot /The girl told me, "Take off your jacket" / I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot) / I tell her man's not hot (never hot)/ I tell her man's not hot (never hot)/ The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"/ I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)"
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Background: For many of us, the holiday season is a cold one. We're accustomed to temperatures below zero, ice falling from the skies disguised as snowflakes, and seven layers of hoodies and knitted sweaters. Seriously, this card plays "Man's Not Hot" by Big Shaq cause man's not hot fam. We are forced to be to with family and friends around the yule log fireplace because outside is not hot fam. This card is for all those loved ones huddling with you at home during the icy weather.
On 29 August 2017, comedian Michael Dapaah went on BBC Radio 1Xtra as his character Roadman Shaq for the Charlie Sloth-hosted "Fire in the Booth" segment. His freestyle on the instrumental of 67 and Giggs' 2016 track "Let's Lurk" went viral.
The lyrics "the ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka. Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom. Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun. Poom, poom." became a staple 2017 meme.
In response to the popularity, Michael Dapaah changed his rapper name to "Big Shaq", and converted his freestyle into a song called "Man's Not Hot", released on September 22, 2017.
The perfect holiday gift to keep you warm by the fireplace this Christmas because mans not hot. Why else would Santa Claus wear so much? Cuz Mans Not Hot.