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Big Shaq Mans Not Hot Birthday Card (PLAYS MEME SOUND)
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Size: 7 inches x 5 inches
Sound: "I tell her man's not hot, I tell her man's not hot /The girl told me, "Take off your jacket" / I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot) / I tell her man's not hot (never hot)/ I tell her man's not hot (never hot)/ The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"/ I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)"
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Background: If you do the quick maths, 25% of all birthdays take place during the winter months when its freezing outside. So if you show up to your birthday in a bubble fur jacket, and your mom or girlfriend asks you to take it off, let her know Mans Not Hot. Matter fact don't even blow out the candles on the cake cuz Mans Not Hot. And don't be giving no air conditioners as gifts during the winter bruv.
On 29 August 2017, comedian Michael Dapaah went on BBC Radio 1Xtra as his character Roadman Shaq for the Charlie Sloth-hosted "Fire in the Booth" segment. His freestyle on the instrumental of 67 and Giggs' 2016 track "Let's Lurk" went viral.
The lyrics "the ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka. Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom. Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun. Poom, poom." became a staple 2017 meme.
In response to the popularity, Michael Dapaah changed his rapper name to "Big Shaq", and converted his freestyle into a song called "Man's Not Hot", released on September 22, 2017.
Big Shaq is ain't taking off his jacket at your birthday party. Matter fact, you might wanna leave the fire on the candles of your cake lit during this year. Why? Cuz Mans Not Hot.