Big Happy Birthday Card - Humorous 'Gray Pubes' Funny Card - Old Guy Blows Dentures On His Birthday Cake - Free Shipping


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  • CARD'S INSIDE SENTIMENT READS: ...Outnumber Your Gray Pubes. Happy Birthday - Old guy blows out the candle of his birthday cake with his dentures. Regardless if they still have their teeth or dentures on, give the birthday celebrator some good laugh about aging. Teeth or no teeth and/or hair or no hair, it's still their big day, and they should celebrate!
  • SIZE: Yes, they're OLDER. But it doesn't mean that they have to act OLD. Give them a big smile with a classic humor about aging - like falling dentures, grey pubes and what's left of it. Our big, 8.5 x 11 letterhead size greeting cards can be described as Extra Large, Big, Big or oversized, but one thing’s for sure...they have an extra large impact and leave Big memorable impressions!
  • USE: Wrinkles, gray hair or baldness - these are some of the concerns of people getting old or older! Why not give your old guy a hearty laugh by poking humor about aging like wearing dentures and grey pubes (or losing all). After all, laughter is the best medicine. Use our elegant, high quality, hilarious stationery to personalize and write your Extra Large Birthday wish for him. It ships pre-folded in a protective wrapper with a mailing envelope for your convenience.
  • ABOUT THE CARD: Keeping US jobs at home, our products are proudly Made in The USA for more than 35 years - not like cheap or off brand Chinese competitors! We print our greeting cards on snow white, thick, recycled cardstock, made from renewable farmed trees. Our print on demand technology is eco friendly, reduces waste and minimizes environmental impact.