Adele's Hello Booty Thinking of You Card (PLAYS ACTUAL SONG)
Size: 7 inches x 5 inches
Sound: "SO HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDEEEEEEE, I MUST'VE CALLED A THOUSAND TIMESSSSSSSS"
Background: First impressions can often be misleading. You may spot someone with an ugly face and automatically dismiss them due to their unattractiveness. But if you judge someone based solely on their looks, you may miss a more important feature...THE BOOTY.
It might be tough to get them back after the initial dismissal but luckily, Adele was able to help open up the lines of communication for a 2nd chance. On October 25, 2015, Adele dropped "Hello" an ode to separated, long distance lovers worldwide. And she also showed us that there really are abandoned phone booths lingering in the forest.
So when you see an ugly face, make sure to do a double take. And if the booty is beautiful, make sure to show it the proper appreciation.