Where are you based?

Only the greatest place on earth… Brooklyn, New York. Home of such greats as Jay-Z,  Notorious BIG, and the fastest, most furious man alive, Vin Diesel aka the greatest actor ever. Shout out to Vinny.

Where are your products made?

Cards and masks are made to order at our traphaus (pronounced trap house) in Brooklyn, New York. And they are HANDMADE. The same hands that typed the answer to this question. Gotta be consistent out here on these streets. 

Do you ship internationally?

Of course. How else would we send cards and care packages to our overseas baes in Canada, Australia, United Kingdom, Germany, France and Hong Kong.

How long does shipping take?

Orders are handmade and shipped within 1 to 2 days. US orders arrive in 2 to 3 days. International orders take 1 to 3 weeks to arrive because our products are so lit that customs officers can’t resist playing with them.

What shipping service do you use?

We ship via United States Postal Service (USPS) because we gotta make America again, I think. To be honest, America’s been pretty great fam. I mean we got John Cena and don’t forget Vin Diesel.

Do you provide tracking numbers?

Yessir. Once your order is shipped, you’ll receive an e-mail with your tracking number. If for some reason you get hacked by Russians and don’t have access to your e-mail, you can always hit us up at yo@unwelcomegreetings.com with your order number and we’ll send you the tracking link. You could also message us on Facebook, Snapchat or send a written letter and we’ll provide your tracking number.

Are your products available in stores?

Not yet, but they are also available on Amazon and Etsy.

Do you sell wholesale?

Yep and we offer wholesale pricing as well. Just hit us up on yo@unwelcomegreetings.com

What dat mouth do?

Unwelcome things.

New phone, who dis?

Vin Diesel’s twin brother, Din Viesel. Have you seen any of the Fast & Furious movies? Well, you can catch me in the lower budget franchise: Paced & Peaceful.

Do you even lift?

Only when we gotta carry deez nuts. 

Can I get a discount?

Hell yeah. Use code “IREADTHEFAQNOWPAYME” for 15% off.