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Size: 7 inches x 5 inches
Sound: "Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold"
Background: Was or is there ever a person in your life who you liked but weren't sure if they liked you back? Like on some middle school shit? Maybe you felt a connection from a distance but never had way into a conversation. This funny Shrek Valentines/Anniversary card is the perfect alley-oop to jump start that relationship. It opens with a straight up false rumor on the front, and is guaranteed to make the recipient crack a smile upon opening it. Great for first dates.
The computer animated film Shrek was released on May 18th, 2001 followed by 3 official sequels to the franchise including Shrek 2 (2004), Shrek the Third (2007) and Shrek Forever After (2010). The films feature the green ogre Shrek (voiced by Mike Myers) as the main protagonist, his companion Donkey (voiced by Eddie Murphy) and his love interest princess ogre Fiona (voiced by Cameron Diaz). The movies are a parody of children’s fantasies films, specifically those produced by Disney.
The song "All Star" is by American rock band Smash Mouth. It was released on May 4, 1999, as the second single from their album Astro Lounge It is heavily used in the Shrek franchise to promote the series, especially during the first film's opening credits introducing the title character. Devotion towards the song has been considered a factor in the Internet's obsession towards the series and titular character. In turn, it has since been dubbed a popular meme which made a comeback in 2017.
This funny Shrek Valentines Day & Anniversary card is the perfect card version of a clever pickup line to jump start a romantic relationship. It opens with a made up rumor on the front, and is guaranteed to make your future boyfriend/girlfriend crack a smile upon opening it. Great for first dates.