Size: 7 inches x 5 inches
Sound: "TO ABSOLUTELY NOBODY!"
Know someone that can't appreciate the sweet side of life? Someone that always complains about getting older, who they're going to invite to their party, or complains about how they didn't get a birthday text from the ex? Why so salty bruh? You ain't a sardine. Seriously, birthdays are their time to shine and relax, help remind them of their privilege by calling them out on their saltiness.
Conor McGregor is an Irish professional mixed martial artist who is currently signed to the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC). He is the reigning UFC Lightweight Champion, and former UFC Featherweight Champion. During his career, McGregor has competed as a featherweight, lightweight, and welterweight.
He is known for being the biggest pay-per-view draw in MMA, as well as his extravagant lifestyle and shit talking. He started participating in MMA in 2008 and by 2013 was signed to the UFC. McGregor will almost always engage in trash talk and "psychological warfare" against his opponents which have led to comparisons to Muhammad Ali, whom McGregor cites as one of his early inspirations.
On November 12, 2016, at UFC 205, McGregor picked apart Eddie Alvarez at will at Madison Square Garden to become the first dual-weight world champion in UFC history. In a post-fight interview, the Irishman took the chance to share his delight among the excited fans and apologize to ABSOLUTELY NOBODY.
If someone wants you to say sorry, do it the same way UFC poster child Irishman Conor McGregor would: Apologize to Nobody. If they don't like it, fight them.