Size: 7 inches x 5 inches

Inside: "You're really something special and I thought I should tell it, but rather than hear it from me I thought you should smell it..."

Choose a scent from above, and an emoji to match the scent or switch it up to MAXIMIZE the trolling. The images next to the scent indicate how intense the smell can get.

Future Delivery Date:

Think this card is perfect for someone in the coming future? Right card, wrong time?

By picking "Choose a Future Delivery Date" you can specify the date you need it by and we'll get it to that person on the week of the date selected.

Domestic (USA) orders are shipped a week before the chosen date. International (outside USA) orders are shipped a month before the chosen date.

You'll get an email once it's shipped.

With a Handwritten Message:

Have really bad handwriting? Dog ate all your pens and pencils? We got you.

We'll use our blood as ink to create an authentic experience. Jk we'll break out the feather and ink just for you.

Handmade in NYC

We Ship Worldwide!

Domestic Delivery

1 - 5 days

International Delivery

2 - 3 weeks